adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
can girls hide things in their vaginas
see that’s the secret is that there’s no such thing as periods, it’s just that every month the uterus cleans itself of all the blood left over from the bodies. more blood=more bodies so light flow=you may no have met your dead body quota this month & heavy flow=damn girl calm down and leave some victims for the rest of us dayummm
congrats now you know the secret
im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one